Tuesday, October 20, 2009

20 Things You Can Accomplish When Your Computer is Broken

1. Clean your room
2. Clean your bathroom
3. Walk your dog a million times
4. Take your dog for half a million bicycle rides
5. Play soccer with your dog every day
6. Go to your friend's birthday party for several hours and not want to leave
7. Watch way too much TV
8. Watch every DVD Mama said it was okay to watch, and then watch some of the ones she said were bad when she's not home.
9. Watch six movies in Russian that your friend loaned you.
10. Take your dog to the dog park, twice, for an hour each time, and he's still not tired!
11. Go to the skate park and get a flat tire on your bicycle before you even get in the gate.
12. Go back to the car, put on your Rollerblades, and then skate around the park twice before getting cold feet. (He didn't want to try the "pools" because he was afraid of getting hurt on the concrete.)
13. Ride the lawn tractor. Every day. Cut the grass once, waste gas at least three times.
14. Help Mama bring out some of the big Halloween stuff for the graveyard.
15. Complain the sun is going down and you have to put the tractor away for the evening.
16. Go to acrobatics three times.
17. Complain that Mama made salmon for dinner when you wanted pizza.
18. Complain that you don't like the pizza Mama just went to pick up for you, so you leave it on the counter and the dogs eat it the next day.
19. Go to bed at 8pm.
20. Wake up ten hours later and complain that you're still tired.

No comments: